
One day we bring down the Icelandic banks and the next they halt European air travel and bring a massive reduction to climate change. Ironic.
The election has gone all "X-Factor" and the LibDems have never had so much free advertising, Nick and Gordon loved it, Dave just looked uncomfortable.
My beloved SAAB has had lots of money spent on it to get it through its annual raincheck.
HMRC are sending me cheques then six months later asking for them back.
My bank is hassling me as my credit card was used to buy a one way flight to Syria. Yes I have been there, many years ago, but i can assure you i would buy a return. Believe me you would want one.
Modern Life is intolerably rubbish. If it wasn't for golf and my sojourns to various clubs with the likes of Baxter and my latest filly (a tad older this one, experience is truly everything but nothing excites like the fountain of youth...) I would be kicking this mortal coil.
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