I have swine flu. Serves me right for being in Mexico. I have suffered all manner of things in my life but none so pathetic and infuriating as flu.
I have been shot at, beaten, tortured had dysentery, malaria, giardia, operations been emotionally blackmailed, married, divorced have dealt with addictions of one sort or another yet none have ever given me that complete sense of hopelessness as Influenza.
Damn it. If ever a disease was invented by a woman this would be it.
Have Your Say and The Castle are irritating more than ever, people writing as though they are total experts on everything.
Still, on the bright side, Ive met a damn fine filly who's tending to my hot toddy requirements on a nightly basis.
A few more days and ill be right as rain, which is probably just as good as I have a few xmas parties to attend to; the regiment, the service, that other lot, some hedgies, old etonians and then there's the family too.
Now where did i put that bottle.
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