So the worlds most petulant child, Kim Jong Odd has thrown his toys out of the pram once again and threatened everyone with Nuclear War. Or more specifically a war against South Korea and the United States.
Why?
Well, once a year the USA and China play war games in the South China Sea and amass lots of ships within striking distance of the impoverished peninsula and start rattling sabres and threatening sanctions.
It is against this background the North Korea have their annual rant about ending the world. It is new this time round because the Odd one is behind the ranting and no one can quite work out if he is serious or just coming out with the same rhetoric that his daddy did.
We should not make this news, we should just ignore them. Which would be easier said than done if they didn't have one of the biggest armies and nuclear stockpiles on the planet.
Someone should just get the Odd one a decent barber, a gym membership and perhaps a girlfriend that puts out.
In other news Thatcher's state funeral is organised at tax payers expense and the guest list is an obsequious collection of ex politicians and right wing celebrities.
I was watching the much dumbed down News 24 this morning and an odd comment struck me. A talking Finanacial Expert said that it was grave that WH Smith's profits were up yet sales were down. An interesting dilemma. Good job Our Steph was on the sofa to explain such difficulties to us mere viewers.
And for overseas readers, News 24 is a children's version of the world service.
Whats up FT, too drunk to sort out a decent photo?
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