And nothing changes...

Its been a while but the news is the same, MH370 is still missing, Putin is still flexing his muscles over Ukraine. Obama is still meddling. Honest Dave is still being a cretin. People are still killing people. Some people are doing wondrous things. Nature is enacting revenge for years of pollution and abuse. Syria is still imploding. Afghanistan is still a not very friendly place to be if your female, foreign, gay, christian, young, old, or male.

The evil Bliar came out into public and spouted some rubbish about extremism. The man who took us into 2 highly unnecessary wars and helped bankrupt the country.

Bankers are being bankers.

The spud faced nipper is still earning £300,000 per week and the billionaires from the other side of the pond have sacked his boss because they are losing £200million and aren't playing in Europe and wish they had signed Mourinho or for that matter Brendan Rodgers.

The UK is trying desperately hard not to be racist but agreeing with Mr Fallange.

I myself am dealing with the irksome trolls that are Estate Agents. I have decided to sell my Mayfair Pad and downsize to somewhere less overrun with Russians and Arab Oil Billionaires.

I have also been frequenting the Guardian comments pages, an all together different scenario to those at the Beeb, a lot of left loonies but on the whole some very witty people who have cheered me up.

That and the excellent second series of The Bridge