I am back and nothing has changed

It has been a nerving two years, I have been the subject of super injunctions and court orders and I was sworn under oath not to publish anything, blogs, comments, articles for the Beeb, Private Eye or anything that could be read. I even was banned from writing my long awaited novel.

Dreadful times. Now I am back and it feels like I am in the 1970's again, obviously without the Loony Left in Charge and the Unions running amok. Where do I start? Algerian terrorists, Irish Nationalists, the Unemployed, the Banks, Chinese pollutants, American cycling cheats, English kiddy fiddlers, HMV, Blockbusters, Footballers earning £250k a week, Global Corporations, The Falklands (again?) I could go on.

My friend Baxter once said to me "if your not angry, your not paying attention", well I am and I am. In my two years away I have been to China and Russia and some tin pot 3rd world Asian countries that really aren't worth a mention apart from some of the local fillies. Its the skin tone. None of that pasty English grey look...

Cameron has let us OE's down, a shockingly piss poor Prime Minister. I have always said that benign dictatorships are the way to go.

Now where to begin...